These phrases ('Bushisms') were actually said by the current President of the United States!
I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.
Source: Interview with the Associated Press When spoken: Jan. 18, 2001
The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective.
Source: In WayneIn Wayne, Mich., as quoted by Katharine Q. Seelye in the New York Times When spoken: June 28, 2000
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
Source: In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times When spoken: April 8, 2000
We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House—make no mistake about it.
Source: Washington, D.C. When spoken: Feb. 7, 2001
There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.
Source: On the coming Social Security crisis When spoken: June 9, 2000
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
Source: Reuters When spoken: May 5, 2000
This wasn't written by George Bush (but could have been!), Can you find the mistakes?
I am writting this myself to tell you my plans. I plan to
delicate reponibliity resoniblity
work to the eggspurts in their feilds - Alaska oil feilds, Texas
oil feilds, off shore oil feilds. My frends all no what they are
doing. They told me so. So dont you little people what voted for
me worry none. They are in compleet controll. I recent it when
peeple say that i am corupt and in there pockits. That is not
true. I won that elecshun fair and square even though Al Gore and
the Democrats got more votes. Money had nothin to do with it.
Remember the four Bs? Bush's Bullshit Baffles Brains. Hasta la
vista, losers.
A George Bush joke.
One night, G.W. Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost. Bush saw him and asked, "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country, if I am elected President?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom.
"Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country, if I am elected President?" Bush asked.
"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.
Bush didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost.
"Abe, what is the best thing I could do for the country, if elected President?" Bush asked.
"Go to the theatre," replied Abe.